Of Love, Sex and Romance

Chapter 2

“Hey Gaurav! Have you ever realized that these stars can be felt by her, twinkling in the same Way as I am Feeling it.”

“Excuse me Abhishek! Do you realize that there are 10^11 galaxies in the world and each one of them have 10^11 stars in them and out of them Milky way is the galaxy in which we are living of which sun is a star which is at the center of solar system we are living in comprising of nine planets which fluctuatingly keep on giving chances to few ambitious aspirants every now and then and on this earth are 10^8 billion of creatures of the species called Homosapiens and then about 55,000 more species of vegetation and around 12,000 species of Animals whose count also keep on debilitating because of not so perfect effort by officers in charge or sometimes over the top enthusiastic work by the discovery freakos, and if you are one hell of a Woody Allen fan who emote like a Dumbass hearing the names of Arthur C. Clarke or Carl Saegan or Steven Spielberg, then also relying on your mathematical abilities, What I can make out is the Number will be horrendously enormous for whom the stars are twinkling in the same way. Don’t you think so? Phew! You guys give me a Break and Abhi go and bring a glass of water."

“Yeah as you say so, Excuse me wait, What I am talking about? you jackass, you scoundrel, It was meany and I mean it.”

There is something which can never separate two friends is a peal of laughter over things which were never meant to laugh at but they say marriages are made in heaven and Friendship on the way from Hell to Heaven..

“Arrey Abhi sun, I will tell you about Chaos theory…………”

“Gaurav, you remember that coquettish bitch, how many days and you think she would have taken to get into bed.”

“Shefali! My goodness she was hot man. I Can Kickass the Bastard Who says You can’t Make out without a pullover in Haridwar Chill, You Just need to find out right ways to survive. Hey But there is something about Chaos theory which says…………..”

“Gaurav, I have already said sorry Do you want to Kneel down and beg for it.”

“Hey I will talk sense this time, just Five minutes.”

“4:59”

“Thank you, As chaos theory says that even a flutter from a Butterfly on one corner from the world can bring in chaos in the other corner but there’s something which ushers the greatest happiness in someone’s world when someone else in some other corner of the world just blows down those three words “I love you”.

“Haha! You know you are really one hell of a jackass.”

“Yes, I am so…………….”

“Kya yehi pyaar hain,haan yehi pyaar hain,dil tere bin kahin lagta nahin ab waqt gujarata nahin”

“This is for the 32nd time I am knowing that this was her favourite song. Anything interesting…….”

“Maybe this that it was 21st January 2003 when she first proposed me.”

“What she proposed you? How come yaar, it’s titillating my voyeuristic bones…….”

“19th January and the preparation was full on for our own community meet and for last 5 years no one had ever dared to peek a boo when she was into decorating a stage for some function. How could I have? And above all that she was always my Greek goddess and those two wisps of hair falling by side of her face giving just the glimpse of her face from above as I was standing in front of her with all those baggage’s which she was treating as cupid’s bow striking with them Perfect 10, that small bindi giving way to her beautiful nose, which I found most alluring when she saw me flirting with other girls, giving way to her childlike face which was like purity at its best, and then her eyes which I always find suggesting nothing as I could make out so many things, it’s better to act dumb.Yes,and most precisely that’s what I had done for the whole six months when we use to study together for our exams. And yes I know it’s never accidental that I got a kick on my legs when I discussing answers with Reshmi use to get engaged for few people’s too close for few people’s comforts. You mustn’t be knowing what charm Ghaghra- choli adds to Rajasthani village belle and that even on diwali nights when there is no moon to be seen you can find a few on the mother Earth and yes I had brightest of them all running for me.

“Namaste Aunty, Abhi hain”

“Abhi, he’s was right now here only but why are you looking for him?”

“Oh nothing particular”

From that corridor maybe I was looking at something which I could never dreamt of in my wildest dreams. Between those two lit Diyas I could see those strands of hair bifurcated from the middle was like holding her face around them like they were two perfect blocks of a jigsaw puzzle.Here eyes were desperately looking from everywhere to everything, and expressing desperation with streak of hope shining in between because she still knew she will sooner than later meet what she’s in pursuit of. Those well caricatured eye lashes were giving way to those two eyeball which were wobbling around and who said those puerile and honest expression didn’t reached divine proportions when they met those feline like eyes, and then god only could have sculpted those pretty lips which were somewhere in between what people call pinkish and reddish and I know none of the connoisseur of art would have dared to even smell them in fear of getting them withered.

“Ok Aunty I am going., will come again.” Looking around the House for one last time.

On the way back, she was in a jiffy, when she crossed the corridors; she stopped around to look back and the said with all her child like exuberance
“Abhi, where are you keeping yourself ?How I was looking for you all around?

“Why?”

“Ah ………………just as usual…….”

“As usual nothing specific.”

“Ah………yes…….”

“So you may go.”

“yeah,you will be coming to home na.”

“Maybe not ,is there anything specific?”

“Ah……..yes No it’s nothing like that.”

As they say In the game of Love It’s not about winning or losing but about playing or getting played and Tonight it was me who calling all those shots. Anyways as they Gentleman don’t even all those specks of tears to think about rolling over your Girl’s cheek, I acted fast and smart
“You know I could have gone to any length of distance to just have a glimpse of you looking as beautiful as you are looking today.”

And as they say sometimes it’s always silence which says things which can’t be compiled in words.
Coming Back to 21st January, It’s 11 in the night and these stars were twinkling in similar way as they are today. It was only me and her there which I always felt in her presence but today even a objectivist would have said that only.

She said to me

“Abhi can you see those stars beyond those clouds, I have always been fascinated by these clouds which seclude those stars from the intrusion of earth in its privacy.I always dreamt that someone will take me beyond these clouds where we two will also be sedcluded from this closed in the casket of Sky on the up and cloud in the bottom,roaming around following our own whim and fancy. You know I want to go there with someone who will only go with me and no one else. Will you take me there Abhi?”


“Hey Abhi ,that made me remember the fact that It’s your N.D.A results tomorrow. Hey
Jackass you will be Flying aeroplanes from tomorrow. What say will you be able to sail through?

“What do you think?’

And yet again there is something which can never separate two friends is a peal of laughter over things which were never meant to laugh at but they say marriages are made in heaven and Friendship on the way from Hell to Heaven..

Of Love, Sex and Romance

Chapter 1

“Tring, Tring! Tring, Tring! Hello, Hello………….,” The phone was hanged up.

Oh! God, why the hell it’s me, Why, Why I have to go through all this? Is she in some trouble? What happened to her? She could never handle Delhi rains and it was a lashing yesterday. Did she get wet? Oh! My god and even I failed to bring Medicines for her. It’s all because of me, I never deserved her and I have lost my most precious possession. Oh! God one more chance and I will make everything rosy.

“Tring, Tring! Tring, Tring! Hello, Hello…………., Hello Shruti, Beta just talk with me for once. Just Say You are all right.”

“Maybe not, Why the fuck are you disturbing me? I don’t want to talk to you. and if you really want to know do I care about all this then the truth is I think you don’t even deserve a Bitch and if you further try to call me up, I will go to the police with a complaint of physical assault against you.”……………………..

And the phone was disconnected with the sound of sneeze.Oh my goodness! She is ill. Should I call priya di, her roommate or maybe her, she’s her best friend or…………………………..

Turning the pages of woe back to the days where it still loved to unleash its warmth, three Years Earlier,

“Hi! Jackass with whom were you getting fucked till now and you came with Cigarette na or forgot it inside only.”

“No motherfucker I was getting it sharpened at the edges I know from Childhood you have fetish for things which are cylindrical along the body and somewhat conical at the Bottom .Don’t you think so Tan”

“I Think Sex is the cardinal need of Human beings which has peaked up to new salacious heights due to some cavalier and some orthodox beliefs which has given it the designation of a taboo, but then I believe in more enlightened society where people go beyond the materialistic value of physical body, yet I am still intrigued by validation of sex in a platonic love, excuse why I am feeling something hot inside my asshole.”

“Because you asshole the cigarette is still burning.Hahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

“Hey everyone don’t you all want to have sex."

"Arrey yaar this is the only thing that we want to have."

"Then you always remember the girls are more eager and so whatever you will be doing with them, they only wanted it and relationships, that’s for fools and all of them said we are into Engg. My friend .So get laid my friend and they all are golden geese.Hahaha!!!!!!!!!!!”

Going ahead in the time, and yes I know you all are wailing out why is he fucking around, where are all those girls, is this some sort of dubious Adam teasing?

Unfortunately there is only one, who is making a call,

“Tring, Tring! Tring, Tring! Hello Jai,”

“Hello jaan missing you,”

“Achaa don’t be a flirt I know you don’t care about me.”

“It’s never so darling but only when I am washing my underwear, don’t you think it would be quite uncharacteristically disgusting to say that we broke up due to mine underwear not washing habit.Anywayz if you feel so I think a “irresponsible hygiene practicing" disorder will suit the bill."

“Excuse me I always knew that you never loved me, All you boys are the same, you never try to understand a girl,”

“Arrey beta I love you more than anything else in the world but what happened to you ,ok first tell me you are sounding quite drowsy ,you had your meals na”

“No”

“Excuse me how many times I tell if you won’t have dinner by, I won’t be ever talking to you. You know how all your histrionics affect your health."

“If you are over then I tell you I was feeling like having pizza with you on our P.G.’s rooftop in moonlight and you even hardly care.”

The sentenced was served with icing of tears and there can’t be more of a effective culinary semblance in the world.Anywayz, coming back

“Darling are you in Senses, I am leaving 25 Kms away from you and to reach your room ,I Will have to make a complete journey of more than 50kms and it’s already 10:21 by my watch. For my sake adjust tonight and tomorrow we will going to CP and please have you meal or I will be myself coming to feed you, haha, Goodnight and I love you Jaan”

One hour later,

“There’s is a pizza delivery for you,”

“Tell him go to hell I am not interested. Who’s there please take it bac……………Jai!! Jai!, you scoundrel you told a lie, You seriously came, oh I can’t say how much I love you.”

Knowingly or unknowingly, she has jumped straight into my lap with my arms all round her, and for me it was all the happiness of heaven clung around my arms and hell should take a waiting because I could have hold her like that till eternity., as her childlike face with all innocence and emotions varying from exultation to revelation with those hardly combed wobbled up hair and just slided in those loose slippers look was for me the most Beautiful Thing any Human being has ever achieved. Thank you! God, let the world come to an end in this moment only.

There were ounces of dew all dribbled on a furling speck of grass,
the lonely fellow was smitten by those ghoulish creatures,
a life emblazoned in those demuring times a life all innocent and exuberant came toddling,
and bare footed in those drenched deluge ,
smiles were its destiny,paths were insignificant.
the ounces of dew are like obstacles of life and i wish the coming year sees u as that bare footed life.
I love these lines more than all my creation together