Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Of Love, Sex and Romance

Chapter 1

“Tring, Tring! Tring, Tring! Hello, Hello………….,” The phone was hanged up.

Oh! God, why the hell it’s me, Why, Why I have to go through all this? Is she in some trouble? What happened to her? She could never handle Delhi rains and it was a lashing yesterday. Did she get wet? Oh! My god and even I failed to bring Medicines for her. It’s all because of me, I never deserved her and I have lost my most precious possession. Oh! God one more chance and I will make everything rosy.

“Tring, Tring! Tring, Tring! Hello, Hello…………., Hello Shruti, Beta just talk with me for once. Just Say You are all right.”

“Maybe not, Why the fuck are you disturbing me? I don’t want to talk to you. and if you really want to know do I care about all this then the truth is I think you don’t even deserve a Bitch and if you further try to call me up, I will go to the police with a complaint of physical assault against you.”……………………..

And the phone was disconnected with the sound of sneeze.Oh my goodness! She is ill. Should I call priya di, her roommate or maybe her, she’s her best friend or…………………………..

Turning the pages of woe back to the days where it still loved to unleash its warmth, three Years Earlier,

Hi! Jackass with whom were you getting fucked till now and you came with Cigarette na or forgot it inside only.”

“No motherfucker I was getting it sharpened at the edges I know from Childhood you have fetish for things which are cylindrical along the body and somewhat conical at the Bottom .Don’t you think so Tan”

“I Think Sex is the cardinal need of Human beings which has peaked up to new salacious heights due to some cavalier and some orthodox beliefs which has given it the designation of a taboo, but then I believe in more enlightened society where people go beyond the materialistic value of physical body, yet I am still intrigued by validation of sex in a platonic love, excuse why I am feeling something hot inside my asshole.”

“Because you asshole the cigarette is still burning.Hahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

“Hey everyone don’t you all want to have sex."
"Arrey yaar this is the only thing that we want to have."
"Then you always remember the girls are more eager and so whatever you will be doing with them, they only wanted it and relationships, that’s for fools and all of them said we are into Engg. My friend .So get laid my friend and they all are golden geese.Hahaha!!!!!!!!!!!”

Going ahead in the time, and yes I know you all are wailing out why is he fucking around, where are all those girls, is this some sort of dubious Adam teasing?

Unfortunately there is only one, who is making a call,

Tring, Tring! Tring, Tring! Hello Jai,”

“Hello jaan missing you,”

“Achaa don’t be a flirt I know you don’t care about me.”

“It’s never so darling but only when I am washing my underwear, don’t you think it would be quite uncharacteristically disgusting to say that we broke up due to mine underwear not washing habit.Anywayz if you feel so I think a “irresponsible hygiene practicing" disorder will suit the bill."

“Excuse me I always knew that you never loved me, All you boys are the same, you never try to understand a girl,”

“Arrey beta I love you more than anything else in the world but what happened to you ,ok first tell me you are sounding quite drowsy ,you had your meals na”

“No”

“Excuse me how many times I tell if you won’t have dinner by, I won’t be ever talking to you. You know how all your histrionics affect your health."

“If you are over then I tell you I was feeling like having pizza with you on our P.G.’s rooftop in moonlight and you even hardly care.”

The sentenced was served with icing of tears and there can’t be more of a effective culinary semblance in the world.Anywayz, coming back

Darling are you in Senses, I am leaving 25 Kms away from you and to reach your room ,I Will have to make a complete journey of more than 50kms and it’s already 10:21 by my watch. For my sake adjust tonight and tomorrow we will going to CP and please have you meal or I will be myself coming to feed you, haha, Goodnight and I love you Jaan”

One hour later,

“There’s is a pizza delivery for you,”

“Tell him go to hell I am not interested. Who’s there please take it bac……………Jai!! Jai!, you scoundrel you told a lie, You seriously came, oh I can’t say how much I love you.”

Knowingly or unknowingly, she has jumped straight into my lap with my arms all round her, and for me it was all the happiness of heaven clung around my arms and hell should take a waiting because I could have hold her like that till eternity., as her childlike face with all innocence and emotions varying from exultation to revelation with those hardly combed wobbled up hair and just slided in those loose slippers look was for me the most Beautiful Thing any Human being has ever achieved. Thank you! God, let the world come to an end in this moment only.

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