Chapter 6
"I Fucked Him, yaar."
"So you send one more to where he came from,i.e.,His mother's........................."
Hahahaha...................................................................................
"Sh! What are you girls talking about? IT's too indecent.Don't You feel ashamed?"
"So ,New admission,from some backwaters of dusty town of Bihar,First time in the city.Leaves with her some another hypocritically orthod relative and is commitment to Shyam Kamal,another Intelligent,dedicated,Ideal by books,obedient,Trust worthy Bloke,And..............................."
"Idiot in short"
They shouted in unison.
It was chatterbox ringing before the gong sounds nine in the premises of Miranda House.
Cloistered Inside these walls were always being scripted a ratifying versions of theatrical vagina monologues in this one of the most premier all girl's college.
Anywayz let's allow the scripts to trace the events to last night,so that this more of hollywood sci-fi sort of screenplay starts looking like one of our very own desi Bollywood caper.
"Hi,Mayank,I'm feeling quite guilty conscious today,can we go for a date today,and date means wild one."
"Excuse me,guilty conscious,date,wild,I can't get you."
"Abe Fuckhead,Tonight I want to stay in your room snd sleep in your bed.Was that straight enough or should i make it more clear."
He went speech less for a few seconds and maybe retorted back something which was also incomprehensible becaue to see nude a hi-flying girl of delhi millieu and who has a attitude quite famous in the inner circles was a giving a sense of insurmountable achievemennt to him in his sensory organs and he was a some distraction in or two other organs too."
"Yeah,Yeah My darling,your Man friday will be there on his kness."
"O.K.,at hostel's gate,5 o clock,I 'll wait for you."
Gargi didn't loved Mayank nor she liked him.She just talked with him to assure herself that he deserved to be disliked.To a extent,it was talking weird or maybe a feeling of vaccum in one's own psyche,but that's how she was.She knew all men were lecher,pervert who were deserving enough just to get a piece of her physical self but not a dime of her soul.Mayank was just a trifle in his long list of ardous character shattering ordeals.Poor he,he didn't know tonight he was supposed to be guillotined.And all this gave her immense sense of pleasure,when he saw all those man serpenting like a egoless creature in front of him,and she has all the viles in her for the moment to crush them into a sordide saga of reality and yes she treated them all like that.
Poor Mayank
"Mayank,How are you doing?"
"I am great darling,and you look like a diva."
Matter of fact ,gargi has very unique way of dressing herself .She will always go with this chic Indian fabric on such dates.A typical colourful salwaar-kameez with some vibrant floral boutique,and the colour of dress also was always kept on vibrant side,which expressed more confidence of her's self,with all her hair clipped at a place and then allowed to fall like drapes.She alwys went with vey sober colours o lipliners,faintly on pinkish side or ,giving her a more held-back look,she wanted to surreptiosly emote coquettish side of her.With two earings which were like tops and and not dangling ones,and bangles were must because she felt bangles were the essence of sleek Indian look.Three in each hand with four red ,two green embroidered with gold.And lo! the unpretentious diva was ready to show the world how pretentious they all were.
That night also started on quite similar note striking no surprises to the diva.Mayank took her to a posh Disco cum bar in .Gurgaon.He went for on rocks,because he had to show he was the man and she connived all adbventurous baits ,sticking with apple juice,then from there they took dinner in Lajpat Nagar for which also mayank paid,and got his malish ego fully satisfied,in lieu of it she kissed her in the car,that also only on cheeks because her conscience was not allowing her to do so.Gargi always got intrigued by the fact that was it rather girlish to shy away at all these moments,was it biological,was it now in their psyche because of being groomed in the way from centuries of civillazation or really they are fearful that not being pretentious at these moments would debar them from that elusive girlish status that they have so perniciously maintained.
Anyways,they went to his room and it's about 10:30 in night.
She played like the diva making him lick every possible speck just as to get a glimpse of the coveted her. She was confident of her self's existence .And all these moments she could see the perverseness in his eyes, the ransacking of his own ego into smithereens for nothing else. She was the diva and he was her faithful dog who was ready to stomp and pee under which ever pole she would have preferred to. She was the master of the game and then it all went awry.
"Phat"
She was ceremoniously enjoying her inexplicable triumph, when he did something which saw this reply.She was there just wrapped in his bed-sheet, and his eyes were saying all he didn't need to say anything ,but the jackass never learnt those words.
""Silence is golden than words."
He opened his mouth.
"I love you."
"Phat",one tight slap was all he got
That was hypocritically magnimonous in such measure that became indigestible for her and he was left there to take care of his bed-sheet. She was gone.
"Hi,I am saloni,the girl from back-waters of some dusty town of rular bihar,you remember."
"Hi! I am gargi and please I don't want to hear any boring lectures about your hypocritical stuff.
You produce ten children and talk of platonic love."
"You know you are very impressive, but i'm sorry if i am too candor in my approach .Patience and maturity may add wonders to your personality."
"I am warning you don't put foot on the gas, or you will be blown away."
"I'm already flying because I'm in love,haan the committed one ,boring and hypocritical one,but his name is not shyam kamal but Kunal,you may call him boring, laughable stuff, but he's into engineering and more intelligent than all your boyfriends combined. More smart than any of those you come across because you know, Smartness is not something which reflects outward of you but shines inward of you, giving a enviable credibility to one's life.Envy,you understand the word, which stamps authority of one man's ego,i.e.,the self among all those .he is envy for all amd i am proud of him.sex, we don't care about having or not having .It's just for all of them who try to console themselves for being perverts or nymphets by accusing whole world of being so. Maybe these words by someone whome you recognize as shyamlal soothes you.
"Absolutism defines perfection, Relativity defies and love personifies it, because how imperfect the two person involved in love are,love is always perfect."
Jimmy was the greatest playboy that I.I.T. Delhi was ever gifted with. His two hobbies were sleeping with computers and waking up with girls, and in case of both of them ,he was a fucking lucky dog. He got best of both worlds. His histrionics included recognization as the best hacker in every fest organized in their college, which was a classified achievement ,Non-Classified included second Internal's Math’s paper, Third semester's Computer architecture paper, Dean’s own certified authority letter for his U.S. internship program and bungling of 50 Rs. from the ATM,when he was left with no money to buy condoms for screwing shayna,who agreed to go through motions in Sam’s car only when they were unable to find another place on that unforgettable night.
At,6' feet ,he was tall ,with just those looks which were not chocolaty but very distracting. He was in every proff's bad books and every student's good books, because he has his own way of doing things and own reason for not doing them ,his own time zone in which he lived and his own dietary habits on which only he could have survived. He told to evryone love is just a side effect of those biological reaction whose main work is to produce those hormone called testosterone and ostrogen.Fools concentrate on side effects. I concentrate to take optimum use of major products. but was he going to repeat those words tonight again or going to get the shock of his life? Let’s see.
"Hi there, would you mind if we coalsce to enjoy some really high on testosterone and ostrogen moments?"
"Excuse me,I'm doing majors in english .will you be more comprehensible?"
"Why not but you don't look convincing when you act pretentious? I think you are more of the shooting from the mouth person. Aren’t you?
This was like bringing her back to senses .Yes, he was really like a breath of fresh air for her too .She had gone to the bar to relax from the jet lag after her last night's hiatus but then destiny saddled her into another rollicking roller-coater ride.
"Didn't that sentence reflect a very non-impressive pervert pick-up line."
"And didn’t those eyes look more salacious and nymphet like in all those"
"You are a self-obsessed man."
"Better than all those who pray to someone whose existence is even debatable."
"Quite unguillible one."
"In that case i think less than you because seem not to have a ilk of contempt after treating all those guys devilishly"
Truth has its own edges and even whey they kiss you ,it hurts.
"Maybe but sincerely I feel sex is carnal need."
"Shhhh................, please don't confuse in spellings, it’s a cardinal need, and even if it's carnal, can it be more objective?"
"You hear Shania twain i love her song ‘That don't impress me much’."
"Stop hearing such songs and read my words the key to content life is having low expectations in life."
"Stop reading such fucking books and read my words 'the key to content life is having no expectations from others"
"I never made a promise, I proposed of cutting a deal."
"Ha-ha, you are very much focused towards ur need in life."
"Aren't you"
"Maybe not"
"That’s why are u still confused about my deal."
"Not, now I’m not confused."
"God has always been on my side."
"Maybe you're in a little hurry today than in earlier flings with girls, I am sure I don't want it this night."
"Should, I kneel down on my knees and say 'I love you and will you marry me' for fifteen days and on sixteenth day, I know you'll yourself allow me to sneak inside your bed, if you wish i can go that hypocritical."
"That was one of the sweetest proposal, that i could have ever come across, let’s first go for a walk."
"I never understand, when one have such intense, passionate and truthful emotion as sex ,Why do they go for love?"
“Would you like to hear that they are all inferior beings in front of you."
"Honored I am by your words and I think I'm falling for you."
"Excuse me, what you said? Come again."
"What i Said? I said nothing and to know a Man's truth, look into his eyes."
"You know what; you’re also a face in the crowd."
"Are you expecting a Extra-planetary boyfriend? Should we consider this road for walking and there's a medical store on the way? As they say' Better safe than worry'.
"Haha, No we will go into my hostel room, you don't think like all of them that 'A man is all about control, when to breathe in and breathe out'
"Haha, But then you don't think you are changing all this into more adventurous than we need."
"You lucky dog, I don't come cheap, you know I made one to sneak into a unknown building climbing all up to the third floor ,and then allowed him to have his moment of truth, what he felt, over the balcony.
"You should have said that earlier, Think of me as your slave my princess, I’m always there to serve you."
Of all the moment that passed by night, for the first time his eyes were emoting something different, something new maybe a desire to possess something as his own. Is it what they say"? Was he feeling inferior in front of her? Maybe for the first time in his life, he felt maybe 'It's not all about winning'.
They went on talking about everything and most probably nothing .What was noteworthy, seeing them walking down the alley hand in hand, you felt that they were always together in life, they were like two perfectly fitting pieces of jigsaw puzzle, like two perfectly opposite phases of moon, they were two likes, and they were perfectly made for each other. Finally they reached gargi's hostel.
She was walking barefooted having her stilletos in her hand. She did a recce of inside through the gate, then went to one side of the wall, and told him to push her. He had already surrendered as servant.
Sitting stop the wall, she looked into his eyes. At that moment of time, the moon was just behind her. A white gushing light was creating a halo around her, and that light he saw a girl with a pony tail, with eyes which could never have been pretentious, neither had they ever. It was a divine intervention or what, but he knew he had lived till this day for this moment only.Sje could sense everything in his eyes; they were perfectly made for each other couples. She looked into his eyes and said
"I love you."
And jumped on the other side, leaving him behind in darkness contemplating the spots in the moon.
